TGIF! Every week on “Freebie Friday” we offer our readers an opportunity to win free prizes. This week you have a chance to win a free trio of classic comedy movies just by answering a fun question!
It’s April Fools’ Day this weekend, and lots of people are in the mood for a laugh. To enter this week’s contest, answer the following question in the comments section below:
What’s your favorite quote from a comedy movie?
Is it “Don’t call me Shirley” from Airplane? “60 percent of the time, it works every time” from Anchorman? “These go to 11” from Spinal Tap? The possibilities are endless!
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The winner will receive free copies on DVD or Blu-ray (their choice) of Napoleon Dynamite, Dumb and Dumber, and Ghostbusters! Multiple comments will disqualify you, so please respond just once.
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“I have a BMW…. a Big Mexican Woman.” – Jeff Dunham.
“I’m gonna have a bf” -white chicks
“What we got here is… failure to communicate. .” Cool Hand Luke
I can’t think of anything right now. Just put me in for the drawing please.
“Wait a minute, Doc. Ah… Are you telling me that you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean? ” Back to the Future
“Now that’s funny I don’t care who you are” Larry the Cable Guy says in Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
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“Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb!” Dark Helmet (Spaceballs).
“better than my lieutant” (holding up his head) Galaxy Quest
I’ll have what she’s having – from When Harry met Sally
i’m tired of these mother-f***ing snakes – snakes on a plane
get to the choppa – Predator
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” Mr Carlson from WKRP In Cincinnati
anything from the Austin Powers movies!
You had me at Hello…..Jerry Maquire
Pet Detective Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Ace Ventura: Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number’s still 911? All righty then. By Ace Ventura
dude…sweet…dude…sweet…dude…sweet—dude, wheres my car?
Why don’t you eat up and we’ll tell you. Dumb and Dumber.
If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!.. Jim Carrey
If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!.. Jim Carrey
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.”
President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in Dr. Strangelove
Jim’s Dad: Musilage is dangerous territory, and uhh, I would think any adhesive product would have a warning right on the tube.
Jim: I thought it was a, uhh, a lubricant. Ok, I was trying to use lubricant.
Jim’s Dad: Oh… oh…
Wheelchair Lady: [looking at Pussy Palace] Son, couldn’t you have left that disgusting thing at home?
Jim’s Dad: Excuse me?
Wheelchair Lady: Well, that kind of material is offensive to me.
Jim’s Dad: Ohh, well we’re sorry, but uh, but you see my son COULDN’T leave it at home because uhh, he’s having a bit of a MEDICAL EMERGENCY?
Jim: That’s right. Thanks Dad.
Jim’s Dad: Your opinion of his taste in video rentals is not a priority lady. Ok? It’s at the bottom of the totem pole. My son is sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis, but that doesn’t mean anything to you does it? Because you dont have a penis. Or maybe you do?
“Shoule we turn on the runway lights?.. No that’s what they will be expecting.” Airplane
Those aren’t pillows!
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
“Ist it twrue whot dey say about you peeple?,” silence, “It’s twrue, it’s wheely twrue” Blazing Saddles by ‘Lilly’ to Clevon Little
how much is it without the buffering? What’s Up Doc
“Honey, I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!”
Frozone’s wife to Frozone in “The Incredibles”
“Yes your highney”
Johnny Depp, as Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean.
I remember my first beer. Step brothers.
Anything from AIRPLANE.
..Hello..
….”No, it’s pronounced, ‘Eye-gore'” from Young Fronkensteen….
…Be Seeing You…Raja…
“but how in the name of Zuses butt-hole did you get out of your cell…” -Nicholas Cage in The Rock.
Blazing Saddles
Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
Jim: Oh no, don’t do that, don’t do that. If you shoot him, you’ll just make him mad.
from Commando
Woman: Where’s Sully?
Arnold: I let him go.
Die hard,die harder and die hardest Not sure it was from Die Hard or not or I made it up. Just thought it was funny for a moment after I watched all three of their movies I guess it was mine making fun of the main actor.
I quit drinking for eleven years. Couch,”What happened? Reply,”I turned twelve. The Comebacks
“fat guy in a little coat”